Raising Hope, 9:30 p.m., Fox
If you thought Blythe Danner and Richard Schiff were awesome as Reagan’s parents on Up All Night, hold on to your britches: It is being reported that “Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man) and Shirley Jones (The Partridge Family) have signed on to play the parents of Raising Hope patriarch Burt Chance” in tonight’s episode. OMG!!! It gets better: “Burt and Virginia borrow a house in an effort to impress Burt's visiting parents, but things go awry when the homeowners return early.”
New Girl, 9 p.m., Fox
Guest appearance by Justin Long as Jess’ crush. This kid’s shtick irks me, so I’m not sure how I am going to love this.
Auction Kings: Top 10 Odd Items, 10 p.m., Discovery
“Paul and the crew count down the 10 oddest items to come through the Gallery after receiving a box that contains a voodoo doll.” The moral of the story is, be very careful opening that box you find in the attic.