SYTYCD, Poirot, Spring Wipeout

So You Think You Can Dance, 8 p.m., Fox

Two voted off! Oh dear. On the other hand, I always look forward to the group dance, and always hope it is a Wade Robson number. This is the difference between Idol and SYTYCD: Idol’s group numbers make me want to leap from bridges, while SYTYCD group numbers make me want to swing from chandeliers.

Poirot, 9:30 p.m., PBS (check listings)

Tonight, The Mystery of the Spanish Chest. I would be far more interested in this if it involved, specifically, Antonio Banderas’ chest.

Spring Wipeout: Engaged Couples, 9 p.m., ABC

This is an excellent concept. In fact, I wish the church had made my fiancé and me go through a diabolical obstacle course instead of go on that ridiculous retreat. Talk about cutting to the chase in a relationship!